Lifestyle
Waka Flocka Flame Will Hire Designated Blunt-Roller

Waka Flocka Flame Will Hire Designated Blunt-Roller for $50,000/Year

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame is hiring a designated blunt roller. (The Smoking Bud’s office empties.)

On Monday, the entrepreneurial rapper forewent CraigsList for Instagram and posted the want ad below.

That’s right, $50,000 per year, and all you have to do is roll exceptional blunts. To apply, post an image or video demonstrating your blunt-rolling abilities with #ICanRoll and wait for the job offers to come pouring in! (That was a joke.)

Word on the street is Seth Rogen has already submitted an application, so get busy rollin’!

Politics
Florida's Yes on 2 Grease Parody

Pro-Pot Floridan Makes Questionable 'Grease' Parody for Medical Marijuana

The message is there, but the acting, oh the acting!

Comedian/pro-pot activist Steve Burke has created a parody of “You’re The One That I Want” from Grease in support of Florida’s Proposition 2, which will legalize medical marijuana in the state if it passes this November.

In a rewording worthy of Weird Al, “You’re The One That I Want” becomes “You’re the law that I want, you are the law I want. Yes on 2, honey!” Yes I’m serious, honey.

Legal
Philadelphia Decriminalizes Marijuana

Philadelphia Will Decriminalize Possession, Calls It a 'Civil Rights Issue'

Philadelphia will decriminalize marijuana possession and public consumption starting October 20, making it the largest U.S. city to do so and ending decades of racially discriminatory drug policy.

Under decriminalization, possession of less than 30 grams of weed will be punishable by a $25 ticket, and public consumption by a $100 fine or the completion of nine hours of community service. Under current laws, possession is met with a $200 fine plus mandatory viewing of a video on ‘the dangers of drug abuse’ which, much like The Miracle of Life in seventh grade classrooms, has become an outdated joke.