Lifestyle
Waka Flocka Flame Will Hire Designated Blunt-Roller

Waka Flocka Flame Will Hire Designated Blunt-Roller for $50,000/Year

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame is hiring a designated blunt roller. (The Smoking Bud’s office empties.)

On Monday, the entrepreneurial rapper forewent CraigsList for Instagram and posted the want ad below.

That’s right, $50,000 per year, and all you have to do is roll exceptional blunts. To apply, post an image or video demonstrating your blunt-rolling abilities with #ICanRoll and wait for the job offers to come pouring in! (That was a joke.)

Word on the street is Seth Rogen has already submitted an application, so get busy rollin’!

Politics
Florida's Yes on 2 Grease Parody

Pro-Pot Floridan Makes Questionable 'Grease' Parody for Medical Marijuana

The message is there, but the acting, oh the acting!

Comedian/pro-pot activist Steve Burke has created a parody of “You’re The One That I Want” from Grease in support of Florida’s Proposition 2, which will legalize medical marijuana in the state if it passes this November.

In a rewording worthy of Weird Al, “You’re The One That I Want” becomes “You’re the law that I want, you are the law I want. Yes on 2, honey!” Yes I’m serious, honey.