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We millennials have a lot going for us, in the sense that it has never been easier to get stoned, and it has never been easier to get laid. In fact, you can actually download an app that will tell you what strains are perfect for sex (and where to buy them) and then another app (or 50) that will help you find sex. In the words of one of our most influential cultural icons, “What a time to be alive!”
There has been a lot of chatter regarding marijuana testing and use in professional sports, and this week two former athletes, Jay Williams of the Chicago Bulls and Jake Plummer of the Denver Broncos, have both come out in support of their respective leagues being more open to cannabis.
Miley Cyrus is, hands down, one of our favorite Stoned Girls. Miley doesn’t just love weed, she lives for it, and we couldn’t be happier to hear that her and longtime boyfriend Liam Hemsworth are rumored to highlight not only their love for each other, but also for Mary Jane at their upcoming wedding!
Medical marijuana will have a chance once again in the Sunshine State this year, thanks to the Florida Right to Medical Marijuana, also known as Amendment 2. The same initiative came on the ballot back in 2014 in Florida, but sadly was just shy of receiving the support it required to pass. Many believe this was due to the voter turnout that year. Many people are very hopeful for a larger turnout this year, as it is a presidential election year. Presidential elections tend to bring more people to the ballots, and this is especially true for younger voters.
Denver may get a chance to vote on private marijuana social clubs in the near future. The Denver chapter of NORML released the text for an initiative that they are introducing to the City Council that would legalize private marijuana social clubs within the city limits, giving those over the age of 21 a place to consume cannabis with like-minded individuals outside of their own homes. This would also solve the issue of public consumption for tourists, who may be prohibited from smoking weed in the hotels or places they stay at.
A 26-year-old Georgia man was arrested by the St. Mary’s Police Department after he claimed that the sandwich bag of marijuana they found in his car was salad.
Richard Relliford was pulled over for a traffic violation when police found a one-pound bag of weed in his car. Relliford tried to convince police that the bag was actually a bag of salad, and that’s not even the worst part.
The worst part is the St. Mary’s Police Department heckled him on Facebook. They posted picture featured below of the “salad” with a caption saying:
We’re all familiar with sex toy parties adventurous women put on. They invite all their open-minded friends, drink fancy cocktails, smoke some weed, and talk about all kinds of things men would never imagine would come out of their mouths — all with the faint buzz of a vibrator in the background.
We’re also all familiar with Tupperware parties, where women gather and pretty much talk about the same things, this time with tasty desserts being passed around instead.