News Anchor Shocks Coworkers, Quits on Air to Pursue Job as Cannabis CEO

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Charlo Greene Quits On Air to Become Cannabis CEO

News anchor Charlo Greene quit her job on the air last night to become a cannabis CEO, and she did it with sass.

After covering a story about Alaska’s upcoming vote to legalize recreational marijuana centered around “The Alaskan Cannabis Club,” a business that connects dispensaries with medical marijuana patients, Greene revealed that she is the CEO of the club and will be quitting her job as a reporter—well, immediately.

“I, the actual owner of the Alaskan Cannabis Club, will be dedicating all my energy toward fighting for freedom and fairness, which begins with legalizing marijuana here in Alaska. And as for a job, not that I have a choice, but fuck it—I quit.”

Fuck it, indeed.

Watch Greene's dramatic exit here, and hear her explanation for her actions here.