Martha Stewart got a little more than she bargained for when she agreed to attend the Roast of Justin Bieber at the bequest of the pubescent roast-ee himself, and was seated next to Mr. D-O-double-G.
While Ms. Stewart and Mr. Dogg have been friendly since he appeared on her show to make brownies (artisan for her, medicated for him), Stewart was not prepared for Snoop to do whatever necessary to make his evening as enjoyable as possible.
“Snoop has medical reprieve for marijuana, so he smoked for four-and-a-half hours right next to me,” the queen of homemaking told Pop Sugar. “These big, fat… I thought he was smoking cigars at first, and then I started to feel a little woozy.”
While Stewart’s jokes were unfortunately not improved by said “woozy”-ness, Snoop straight up nailed his section and most likely enjoyed the four-and-a-half hour spectacle much more than other attendees who weren’t puffing dank “cigars” the entire time.
“And he had come out of his trailer smoking, and his trailer — you couldn’t even see in his trailer,” Stewart added. “I did not go in his trailer.”
Snoop’s choice to medicate constantly through the event is entirely legal in Los Angeles, and though the rapper is yet to confirm or deny that the substance he was smoking was marijuana, that’s most likely because it is so obvious that to do so would just be a waste of time.
Well, I hope Martha enjoyed her first foray into marijuana — she thought she could bake before, but she’s never had her brownies after hours of inhaling Snoop’s second-hand smoke. I bet they were divine.