You've gone your whole adult life smoking weed and you've come a long way from taking hits out of fruit. Back in the day your entitled ass had to get weed money from your folks, lying to them that you need a few more college textbooks for the semester. Now you've paid your dues, make a decent living , and are responsible for the lives of tiny human beings. So by dammit, you've earned your right to get stoned. Here's a list of how things have changed. 1. In your 20s you hide it from your parents. In your 30s you hide it from your kids.
2. In your 20s you're an easy target for cops. In your 30s you are the cops. 3. In your 20s you always have to pull out cash and have to hang out with your clingy weed man. In your 30s you spend five minutes at your local dispensary that accepts your debit card. 4. In your 20s you're drug tested for every retail job. In your 30s all the best jobs don't test. 5. In your 20s there's no such thing as too much. In your 30s one hit is enough to take a weed nap. 6. In your 20s your girlfriend smokes all your weed. In your 30s your wife smokes all your weed. 7. In your 20s you'll smoke resin. In your 30s you won't smoke from anything less than a vaporizer. 8. In your 20s you have all the time in the world and no weed. In your 30s you have all the weed in the world and no time. 9. In your 20s you would drive across town just for some dried-out schwag. In your 30s you get locally-grown organic flowers through a delivery service. 10. In your 20s, when you get too stoned and pass out, friends laugh at you and draw on your face. In your 30s, when you get too stoned and pass out, friends get concerned about heart health and check your pulse.