Woman Finds 13 Pounds of Weed Hidden in Her Van for 14 Years

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Woman Finds 13 Pounds of Weed Hidden in Her Van for 14 Years

Most of us have stashed a joint or two somewhere and forgotten about it only to be pleasantly surprised by its rediscovery in the glove compartment or snowboard pants pocket later, but a woman in New Mexico just discovered she’s been driving around with 13 pounds of weed stashed in the side panel of her van — for 14 years.

The woman bought her 1990 Chevy Van used back in 2001 from a local dealership and has been driving the party bus across state lines ever since, making her one of the slickest unsuspecting smugglers around. A friend of hers was recently fixing a broken door handle on the van when the side panel became loose, revealing the 14-year-old, 13-pound stash. They immediately contacted the police and turned in the wrapped bricks of weed, who said the weed is “so old that it’s worthless.”

I don’t know anything else about the woman, but I have to wonder if someone driving around in a 1990 Chevy Van would really just blindly turn over a ton of weed without giving it the old college try first… What would you have done?