Next time you’re girding yourself to step into a public Porta-Potty, remember: there could be something really great in there! Last week an Oregon man was walking his dog through the park when he stopped to use the bathroom. When he opened the Porta-Potty door, instead of being greeted by a plethora of assaulting smells and sights, he found it stuffed to the gills with marijuana plants.
“God?” he wondered.
Three people were gunned down at an Oregon farm Monday morning that grew both marijuana and blueberries, according to officials.
Bonaficio Oseguera-Gonzalez, 29, was taken by police about two hours after the shooting 40 miles away from the Woodburn farm. Though the farm was growing marijuana in addition to produce, officials do not believe the murders were related to the cannabis grow.
Two men were found already dead by officers at the farm. Another man and a woman were rushed to the hospital with gunshot wounds, where the woman also died of her injuries.
I hope you’re sitting down as you read this, because this is MAJOR and SHOCKING news!
Marijuana legalization creates jobs.
Yes, you read that right. Legalizing marijuana creates jobs. It turns out that people like to buy marijuana, and they like to buy it from stores. Those stores need people to sell the marijuana to those who want to buy it. So businesses open up and hire people and sell marijuana. It’s crazy, AM I RIGHT?